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A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems. (Paul Erdos)

The fundamental cause of trouble in the world is that the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt. (Bertrand Russell)

God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh. (Voltaire)

Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called ‘Ego’. (Friedrich Nietzsche)

There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life. (Frank Zappa)